[NPMUG] Loose thoughts on Schroedinger's Tablet

Marty Swartz marty.swartz at gmail.com
Fri Jan 1 16:33:04 MST 2010


Happy New Year, everyone!

Wow, if this tablet thing is real, just think of the possibilities!

- It'll be too big to drop into a pitcher of beer. :)

- It'll so big that you would not want to drop it on your foot. First broken
toe will make national news.

- Look for a CMU startup to create a device that will integrate with the
Sudden Motion Sensor and deploy .....
airbags<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7G75kQm7pSE>
.

- What clothing maker will be the first to produce pants with a REALLY large
pocket? Perhaps a resurgence of bib overalls?

- Seriously, I will caution early adopters: Do NOT place your Computing
Device Where Someone May Sit. I've seen too many hyper-extended laptops in
my life. Imagine the sound of a $Grand cracking. Yes, just imagine it, you
certainly won't want to HEAR it.

- I am sure that neither the warranty nor AppleCare will cover the event of
a "soft meteor" impact. Or maybe that airbag system will detect an Impending
Impact and take preventative measures.

That's it for now. Safe computing in 2010!

- Muttering Marty

-- 
Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen
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